words.names.faces

I picked what I thought was a better photo for today’s 365...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:07:15 -0600

I picked what I thought was a better photo for today’s 365 pick over than this - which I like much better. I guess I can always swap before the final print run, right?

Field One - Milliken Park (there’s only one field),...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:54:13 -0600

Field One - Milliken Park (there’s only one field), Littleton, CO

Milliken Park, Littleton, CO

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:40:00 -0600

Milliken Park, Littleton, CO

Fountain!

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:43:00 -0600

Fountain!

Napa Valley Mustard

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:34:47 -0600

Napa Valley Mustard

Spanglish

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:32:50 -0600

Sometimes I watch it for Paz Vega or Tea Leoni and Cloris Leachman. Most often though, I watch it for the sandwich. That gorgeous, perfect sandwich.

fatchance: Hanging ten (legs, not toes). Click photo to...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:53:00 -0600

fatchance:

Hanging ten (legs, not toes). Click photo to embiggen.

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest creature (that’s a perfectly cromulent word, right?)!

A handful of photos were competing today for spot 201. The shot...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 22:06:00 -0600

A handful of photos were competing today for spot 201. The shot of W peeing in bush was the hands-down winner, but didn’t qualify for publication. I think any of the the three shots of the stapler (but it’s not my stapler) beat the pic I settled on, but 201365 better captures the mood of the day. Plus, it’s not often that Ranger stands still.

Swingline 333 Tough to choose between this and the previous...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:44:00 -0600

Swingline 333

Tough to choose between this and the previous photo.

Swingline 333, cyanotype

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:40:35 -0600

Swingline 333, cyanotype

If I Needed You - Townes Van Zandt For the wife, who never...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:18:00 -0600

If I Needed You - Townes Van Zandt

For the wife, who never misses a sunrise.

Ranger, tossing the stink-eye to a neighbor that dared to use...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 20:49:00 -0600

Ranger, tossing the stink-eye to a neighbor that dared to use our sidewalk.

HA! I’d have to stay up all night to ketchup with that...

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:31:04 -0600

HA! I’d have to stay up all night to ketchup with that level of punnery!

Here’s a crap picture of some peas.

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:19:47 -0600

Here’s a crap picture of some peas.

So, here’s a crap picture of a tomato in a stapler....

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:15:00 -0600

So, here’s a crap picture of a tomato in a stapler. I’ve always been taught that a picture should tell a story - and I’m not kidding here - I’ve got nothing.

I figure in two days, I’ll have enough peas to satisfy my...

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:23:07 -0600

I figure in two days, I’ll have enough peas to satisfy my summer. There are dozens of pods along the back fence; I guess a picture of those would have been more appropriate.

That middle shelf gets a lot of use; lemonade, milk, an octavin...

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:10:21 -0600

That middle shelf gets a lot of use; lemonade, milk, an octavin of wine (please don’t call it a box). I see at least three jars of mayonaisse, and several mayo-based products. Really, I had no idea we had so much mayo. That Smuckers strawberry rocks; the store-brand potato salad does not.

And Egg Beaters southwestern style eggs? Give me a break; Best. Breakfast. Ever. Do they sell these in the blander states? They rock. Cook ‘em up with a slice of bacon and a bit of cheddar, wrap it in a tortilla, and you’ll think you’re at Santiago’s or Little Anita’s (well, maybe not, but you’re in your underpants, so there is a balance).

Streets of Bakersfield - Dwight and Buck know just how I feel...

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:59:25 -0600

Streets of Bakersfield - Dwight and Buck know just how I feel today.

#8 in a series. That’s some serious cannonball,...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 21:41:00 -0600

#8 in a series. That’s some serious cannonball, right?

Here’s a handy tip: Don’t set the camera to take eight photos of yourself diving into a pool. Have you seen the good v. bad naked episode of Seinfeld? The same rules apply to half-naked.

Photos 1 through 7 will not be shown here (okay, I might be talked into posting a tight-crop of the hilarious #7).

Hollywood spins tales, keeps us entertained.

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 16:17:00 -0600

Hollywood spins tales, keeps us entertained.