#8 in a series. That’s some serious cannonball, right?

Here’s a handy tip: Don’t set the camera to take eight photos of yourself diving into a pool. Have you seen the good v. bad naked episode of Seinfeld? The same rules apply to half-naked.

Photos 1 through 7 will not be shown here (okay, I might be talked into posting a tight-crop of the hilarious #7).