A one (two, three...) act play

5-year old:	Daddy, is my clock to infinity?
me:	No. Time is circular.
5-year old:	(blank stare)
me:	Good night (shuts door).
3-year old:	Woofy needs a book readed to him
me:	So, read him one.
3-year old:	(blank stare)
me:	Good night (shuts door).
3-year old:	Daddy, I need fresh water.
me:	Yours is too salty?
3-year old:	(blank stare)
me:	Good night (shuts door).
me, aside:	Note how the five year old has resigned herself to her room at this point. She knows daddy don't mess at bedtime. That, or she's contemplating a linear vs. circular world-view. Everything. Is. Circular.
3-year old:	When's mommy coming home?
me:	later
3-year old:	Daddy?
me:	yes?
3-year old:	I love you.
me:	Love you too. Good night (shuts door)
Audience gasps at 3-year old's manipulation of heart-strings. Dad remains stoic.
3-year old:	Daddy, tonight I'm a little bit tired.
me:	Well, then, GO TO BED!
3-year old:	Daddy, after woofy had another story, he went to sleep.
me:	If I see you again, no lego tomorrow.
DAD WINS!