Mower Guilt Jar

First - the Mower Guilt jar might need a new name. Mower Remorse jar doesn’t feel right either, though. Anyhoo…I’m open to suggestions.

I’ll put a dollar in the jar every time Mower fails to meet my expectations. I’ll take a dollar out when my actions damage Mower unecessarily. When the jar hits $650, me and my fisftul of cash are going straight to Depot for the HRX.

Dollar in: Mower is illegal in California and now I feel like a little piece of the planet dies everytime I fire the thing up.

Dollar Out: I accidently hit a piece of steel edging with Mower, which can’t be good for the blade. Sparks were involved, and now a chunk of the edging is missing. Actually, it was pretty cool.

Dollar Out: When I folded Mower handle down so that it would fit in the garage (an actual selling point of Mower), I pinched the drive train cable.

I’m a dollar in the hole for a new mower.

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