Mea Culpa, Tooth Fairy

The Official Delcaration of Sorrow which I submitted to the Tooth Fairy last night:

Dear Tooth Fairy
We accidentaly lost E’s first baby tooth. Instead, we offer you a button, an aluminum tooth and a shark tooth. We hope they will look great on your tree of trinkets for parents that loose the first tooth.

Very Humbly Yours,
E’s Mom and Dad