uh…

“Freak Show” and “Sexy Pirate” are not acceptable costumes for nine-year-olds, right?

They were like, “Trick or Treat!” and I was like, “one banana laffy-taffy* for each of you!”

*banana laffy-taffy being the Halloween equivalent to a lump of coal at Christmas.

  1. wordsnamesfaces posted this
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