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Lunch was late and embarrissingly large. So, tonight’s dinner was one ravioli. Pretty, Right? And a glass of wine. Just kidding, it was a glass of beer. Just kidding, it was two glasses of beer. Just kidding, it was Mike’s hard lemonade. Just kidding, it was Mike’s Harder Lemonade. Then I got into a disagreement with the neighbor. Just kidding. Really it was fight. Just kidding. I just insulted her dog after she insulted my wife. Just kidding. I insulted the dog first. Just kidding. I insulted her children first. Damn you, Mikes Harder Lemonade!

Lunch was late and embarrissingly large. So, tonight’s dinner was one ravioli. Pretty, Right? And a glass of wine. Just kidding, it was a glass of beer. Just kidding, it was two glasses of beer. Just kidding, it was Mike’s hard lemonade. Just kidding, it was Mike’s Harder Lemonade. Then I got into a disagreement with the neighbor. Just kidding. Really it was fight. Just kidding. I just insulted her dog after she insulted my wife. Just kidding. I insulted the dog first. Just kidding. I insulted her children first. Damn you, Mikes Harder Lemonade!

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