Dad turns seventy this year, and drives a bus. I was shocked to learn someone trusted him with a government owned bus - double shocked when I learned the bus was full of small children. Also, I’m to be the best man at his wedding this summer. The wedding will be a casual, backyard affair. I assume there will be little smokies slow-simmered in a 50/50 mix of grape jelly and barbeque sauce. Anyone know where I can get a pair of pre-frayed cutoff jean shorts?